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Author: qw72020    Time: 2008-12-6 08:48     Title: 资料帅的QQ个人签名

以下内容跟帖回复才能看到
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小学的时候老师在台上讲“帅”的含义,
我听不懂,同桌的女孩红着脸递给我一面
镜子,那一霎那,我明白了。。。
都他妈给我立正站好一起喊:岩哥万岁!

郁闷时.ㄖ上上网┈→寂寞时⊕抽抽烟.━oO``伤心时o喝喝酒.oо..抽烟.伤肺;喝酒.伤肝;谈恋爱.伤鈊}

我是锄禾,你是当午。锄禾日当午。

╲ ◇.ヽoo

╭———╯
╰] 分手後?(...
~ ̄不可以做朋友 因为伱伤害过我;

不可以做敌人、因为我深爱过伱_.゛
所以我们成了世上最熟悉的(_/~↘陌生人

上学这些年里,我一直认为自己是个人才,可是我错了,我不是!我tmd竟然是一个天才!!!

① 未满18周岁人士请在父母指导下与本人聊天。
② 本人非专业聊天人士,不承担主动打招呼、主动找话题的义务。
③ 谢绝“三问一答制”,谢绝在聊天的时候使用“哦”,在本人不回复的情况下请自觉停止一切信息。 ④你有权加我好友,也有权把我拖黑,但是如果你放弃这些权利,你所做的一切将与本人无关。
【注】:本人拥有最终解释权。

五种女人不能娶:
1.**,她常说:\\\"把裤子脱下来!\\\"
2.客车售票员,她常说:\\\"进去一点,再进去一点,里面还很空!\\\"
3.老师,她常说:\\\"做好点,做不好重做100遍!\\\"
4.女导演,她常说:\\\"停!再来一次!\\\"
5.网吧女服务员,她常说:\\\"你上不上呀,后面还有等着的!

夜,妻坐床头,手脚乱动,突然:右手握夫小鸡鸡一阵猛揉,立刻坚硬如棒,夫想脱妻衣!妻反问:干嘛?夫反问:你想干嘛?妻答:明天考驾照,晚上练练挂档!
夜,夫于床上看书,不时将手伸入妻腿间,妻便脱衣撒骄,夫问:干嘛?妻反问:你干嘛?夫一本正经的说:湿湿手,好翻书!

从现在开始,我只打你一个人,骗你,**你答应你的每一件事情我都懒得做,对你讲的每一句话都是谎话,从来不会相信你.有人欺负你,我会第一时间出来踩你.你开心呢,我要弄得你伤心,你不开心呢,我会超级开心.永远都觉得每一个人都比你漂亮,做梦也要鄙视你!

●快点嫁给我:●不然就干死你。
█┳→→ ┗█┛
┛┗ ┛┗伱瞅啥 ,说的就是你

○o女人不能惯oO╱ゞ`越惯越混蛋o○-

几十个**说我帅,我没承认,她们就用砖头砸我,说我虚伪,哎!什么世道啊!

我是锄禾,你是当午;锄禾日当午。

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咾嘙,硪想... 想伱个头,吥行

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